bridgecity's Diaryland Diary

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Newfreeland

Everybody is really excited about the new sandwich from KFC. The "Double Down".

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Fried Chicken Breast
"Colonel Sauce"
Pepper Jack Cheese
Bacon
Pepper Jack Cheese
"Colonel Sauce"
Fried Chicken Breast
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A lot of people will say it is irresponsible of KFC to sell this product in the face of a national obesity crisis, but that wouldn't be much of a free market attitude. All detractors of the terrifying sandwich will be smothered by aforementioned sandwich. The sandwich is not to be eaten. It is a symbol of our freedoms. Our personal freedoms to choose to create, and to sell any product deemed safe by the various federally appointed administrations and possibly be held responsible for all consequences after the fact.
Do Not Eat The Sandwich.

5:59 p.m. - 2010-04-13

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