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whoopsie

I have a preoccupation with new food products. these companies never run out of good ideas. one of my favourite ideas is the "Whoops we made a mistake at the manufacturing plant and made some WEIRD new product and now we just HAVE to sell it to you otherwise we go out of business" idea. like capt crunch OOPS ALL BERRIES like it was a big fuckin mistake that the boxes ACCIDENTALLY got filled with just the crunch berries or "whoops all marshmellow lucky charms" i guess that seems like a mistake even though the marshmellos are the best part of lucky charms. why would they make a box that explained the mistake. i thought the mistake was that it went into the wrong box. oops a huge block of chocolate capt crunch. whoops half a shit log of snickers bar. whoopsie all urine 7up. more like oops too much rat shit count chocula. but seriously folks, there's rat shit in everything. rats are everywhere, people.

4:11 p.m. - 2006-02-16

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