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genius
I recently purchased a western flier bicycle and rode with my friends to the 7-11 where i bought a 16 inch popsicle. Santa Clause Conquers the Martians was fine for an hour but god damn what the fuck is that about. fascism i think. Having foodstamps again is nice. my previous entries about foodstamps are nice. nothing but hippie juice. I invented some things: Taco Gushers- a "fruit chew" style snack made of jellied tamarindo with liquid taco sauce in the center. It will be marketed to "hispanics".
Several years ago I invented the wadded sandwich and chef said it tasted like hand. The James Gang is actually a pretty good band for being latecomers. or maybe they were just too young. The James Gang is an aweful name. Marshall Tucker Band is an aweful name as well. I've been writing short stories. The main one is about a practical psychic. the other one is about the only person left in the world based on an old silent film that Ed F. was telling me about. He was also telling me about the rich world of polish puppet animation. He said I was in for a real treat. There's been alot of shows on history channel about people who successfully ripped off casinos. one guy used a little lcd light glued onto a dowl. genius.
last night I leaned out the window after an evening of gentle spirit consumption and noticed the club downstairs was holding a formal event. I eavsdropped on the multiple conversations while looking at the tops of their heads. two giggly girls walked aways saying "what do i do now?"
A fat guy in a black suit/white tie heard talking shit about the girls and stared up at me leaning out the window, powerless to crush me with his vice-like grip.
I haven't been to the library in many days. I hate that shitty library. I walked up to the book deposit and the following conversation ensued between the librarian and I
"Can I help you with something?"
"I'm just returning some stuff",I said.
"Are you just returning some things?"
"..uhh...yes.thanks"
"ok well..."
"yep"
"ok"
3:10 p.m. - 2003-04-29
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